Laser Sailor (17) Would like to meet English Mistress featured in Tabloids last week
Ancient Mariner (own teeth) Would like to meet short sighted alcoholic nymphomaniac – must have own wetsuit
Keen lady racer (assertive) Would like to meet male in age range 15 – 35. Ideal weight 8st height 6’ 8”. NS. Nsoh. Appearance unimportant but must have pulse.
