Gentlemen’s Smoking Evening
This is likely to be the high point of the social calendar over the winter.
8.30 Welcome by Flag Officers (in drag)
8.40 Bare knuckle boxing
8.50 Final of Rear of Year competition
(Sponsored by G*l Wetsuits)
9.0 High fat, low fibre, high salt and sugar meal
(served with excessive amounts of alcohol)
9.30 Boat Race – drinking contest
10.0 Ladies wrestling in mud
11. D0egenerates into general brawl.
Decorations may be worn but fairy lights are not encouraged
For further information we strongly recommend you do not ask Social Secretary
